I don't know anyone who is a butler and I don't know anyone who has a butler, but I've read that enrollment in butler-training schools is very high. We occassionally have an imaginary butler, but he's more of a menace than an apt assistant at managing household chores. For example, if someone leaves milk on the counter overnight but no one fesses up, I might say:
"Perhaps Hobbs did it?"
Or if we're watching TV and no one wants to get up to get the cookies from the pantry, I'll say:
"I think Hobbs is off tonight."
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